Tactical Nuclear Warhead Made From Smoke Detectors: I plan on launching my home made ballistic missile capped with my home made tactical nuclear warhead on April First, 2000. Email me if you want me to notify you of the exact time and location so you can enjoy the fun!

Stephen Hawking has conjectured that the laws of physics will disallow time machines. One of his arguments is that if time travel were indeed possible, we would be “awash in thousands of time travelers from the future.” Carl Sagan, in an interview with PBS’s Nova, offers half a dozen counter-arguments.

I don’t know why this always happens to me, but every time I look back at one of my relationships, it looks just like a Stanley Kubrick film.

Rejected iMac “Think Different” posters are only a few of the many items you’ll find up for sale at eGad.

This doesn’t need much explaining: it’s theinexplicable object of the week.

The building where I work is right next to a large high school. Ever since the Colorado shootings, there have been regular bomb threats at the school, forcing an evacuation and full-scale emergency response. Last week, there was one every single day. They happen in the morning and effectively end the day for students and teachers. Is this going on everywhere?

Tonight’s opening night for Othello. This play is only a three-day run, but it’s kept me might busy the last several weeks.

ThisToThat.com: Because people have a need to glue things to other things.

Sometimes a bucket of chicken just isn’t enough. In Jordan, you can get a barrel of chicken from your local KFC for only 10650.

[Google Search: evil monopoly](http://www.google.com/search?q=evil monopoly)
Google Search: the worst site on the net
Google Search: more evil than satan
Google Search: a very stupid site

It’s all fun and games until someone sues the pants off google and gets the best net search engine shut down. Easter eggs, ha, ha. But isn’t this bordering on legally irresponsible? It’s not just a short list of phrases, either, as I’ve made some up myself.