A classified ad in the Flagpole, Athens’ alternative rag:

EARN BIG $$$. THIEF OF TIME. Best-selling author of Discworld series seeks swindler of seconds. Punctuality a must. Previous exp. w/spatial anomalies a + but not req. Reply: www.thiefoftime.net. THIEF OF TIME: The riotous new novel from Terry Pratchett. (AAN CAN).

That wacky Pratchett!