Three wishes, in no particular // Kestrel's Nest

Three wishes, in no particular order:

That the refrain to the Baha Men’s smash hit single Who Let the Dogs Out (Woof Woof Woof) wasn’t so catchy.
That the mascot for the University of Georgia wasn’t the bulldog.
That I could reasonably expect to tune in to NPR and not have the song played at me. I realize thay consider all things, but upon further consideration, they should have left that out. I’d rather go back to The Grand Old Duke of York, thank you very much.