I waxed my cheese yesterday.
I waxed my cheese yesterday. No, that’s not a euphemism for some unspeakable act. I literally waxed the homemade gouda cheese that’s been drying in my pantry for the last three weeks. I also bought a black plastic compost bin for cheap from my county recycling department. So, on top of making bread and cheese and so-on, I’m also making dirt. My tomatoes will love me.