Udderly Smooth Udder Cream is a “water-based moisturizer that is greaseless, stainless, with a light, fresh fragrance.” Originally formulated for dairy farmers to help relieve dry, cracked udders, it’s now available to the general public for use on dry skin in general. Their website has plenty of pictures of cows, an animation of three cows singing the Udder Cream jingle, testimonials with other uses (the non-grease formula is a big hit with cross-stichers), and of course details on how you can get some. One tub of Udder Cream took a vacation to China and posed on the Great Wall.