From Bifurcated Rivets:

The Year 2000 Problem: The Year the Earth Implodes

Before I continue, I wish to tell you my credentials. Now, at this point I could go on for some length about the fact that I have a Ph.D. and am a world-acknowledged expert on Y2K and computers. However, I don’t wish to appear that I’m bragging by belaboring my expertise. Therefore I’ll just mention the point briefly. I have a Ph.D. and am a world-acknowledged expert on Y2K and computers.